Describes the method of doing any mixed liquor shot. The first person to offer another to do a " michigan state " shot is to buy one mixed shot. Drink the whole shot but does not swallow. Carefully allow the person who accepted the proposal to do a "Michigan state shot" to drink half the shot via a mouth to mouth method. Both swallow their respective halves. Shot is finished.
Gentleman gets introduced to an attractive girl at bar.
Gentleman: would u like to do a Michigan state shot?
Attractive Lady with healthy teeth & no evidence of bad breath: what's is that? Sure.. Whatever...
Gentleman: I'll show u. But u have to trust me!
Lady: ok!!
Gentleman buys one mixed shot. Drinks but not swallow shot. Gently embrace the lady's neck for a mouth to mouth shot exchange. (Pause at this moment for any signs of resistance, if so, cancel and disengage). An intersted Lady would accepts the gesture and lean forward to embraces his shot-serving mouth. (Gentleman must make this as comfortable as possible without any over-powering or imposing positions). Shots are exchanged like birds feeding offspring. No kissing.
Gentleman: casually and not sensually. How was that??
Lady: hmmm . Good.
Gentleman: my name is Sparty. nice to meet you.
Gentleman: would u like to do a Michigan state shot?
Attractive Lady with healthy teeth & no evidence of bad breath: what's is that? Sure.. Whatever...
Gentleman: I'll show u. But u have to trust me!
Lady: ok!!
Gentleman buys one mixed shot. Drinks but not swallow shot. Gently embrace the lady's neck for a mouth to mouth shot exchange. (Pause at this moment for any signs of resistance, if so, cancel and disengage). An intersted Lady would accepts the gesture and lean forward to embraces his shot-serving mouth. (Gentleman must make this as comfortable as possible without any over-powering or imposing positions). Shots are exchanged like birds feeding offspring. No kissing.
Gentleman: casually and not sensually. How was that??
Lady: hmmm . Good.
Gentleman: my name is Sparty. nice to meet you.
by Sparty311 April 30, 2013
Church houses are building used for Christian worship services and other Christian religious activities. The term is used to refer to the physical buildings where Christians worship and also to refer to the community of Christians. But the state of mind is when you got a hoe on your line but you won’t let her waste your time. Instead you just like making rhymes, just have a good time.
Yung od: stuck in a church house state of mind I see my goal I waste no time
Chefhud: posted up in a church house playin some smash bros, cuffn the virgins we ain’t playin no smash hoes
Chefhud: posted up in a church house playin some smash bros, cuffn the virgins we ain’t playin no smash hoes
by IvanOoze March 01, 2021
Yung OD: I got your hoe she on my line
Chef hud: but you gotta focus on yoself, remember the church house state of mind?
Chef hud: but you gotta focus on yoself, remember the church house state of mind?
by IvanOoze March 01, 2021
by Daddys money696969 September 07, 2022
That wook polished off the bag, entered the K state, then managed to mosey over to J Rad while everyone else fell out.
by PP Gang Official April 11, 2022
University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.
Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?
Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.
James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?
Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.
James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.
by shroncke November 13, 2022
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It isn't State Farm it's... State Farm.
by periodwithtrans February 06, 2023