South Afriphilia

An annoying obsession with all things to do with south african culture

Hey bro,she cant stop talking about his accent its driving me crazy,shes totally suffering from South Afriphilia.

by Annoyed2155 November 17, 2013

south african toothbrush

| saʊθ ˈæfrɪkən ˈtu θbrʌʃ |

Discovered by the first Englishman to set foot in south africa originally an ancient tribal dance which now has been transformed into a unique way to drink sambuca black or white in true post-apartheid south african tradition. The steps are as follows:-

(1) Take a knee
(2) Place shot in mouth( as tempting as it is dont swallow yet or you miss the best part)
(3)Swish the sambuca around in your mouth like mouth wash
(4) Gargle
(5) now the most important part swallow and breathe in really deep
(6) stand up with a smile. Nelson would be proud of you.

Mate ive know you for 2 years and you still dont realise i dont like sambuca why do you insist on buying these south african toothbrush shots!!

by Jopps December 8, 2013

South Euclid high school

Shit hole

If You go two South Euclid high school you are a piece of shit

by Meat sticker April 20, 2015

south jutlander

A "Syd jyde”/"South Jutlander" is a person, who without a doubt, has no sense of geography. This person lives in a not existing place in Denmark. If you meet one, don’t be afraid. They are really friendly; they just have a big problem by understanding the difference between fantasy and real life.
If you want to help them, you should tell them about a lovely little place called "Sønderjylland"/ "Southern Jutland". This is a place where they can live, knowing exactly where they are, and who they are.

You can talk about being a "South Jutlander" when you start imagining things, and start talking to much about your dreams. Use the expression: "Stop imagining things, you are such a "South Jutlander"!
"South Jutlander" is a synonym for "day dreamer".

South Jutlander: "Oh! See there is a flying cow, with pink stripes on it!! Wahu!"
Normal person: "Stop imagining! You really ARE a South jutlander... Could you just stop dreaming for a moment?"
South Jutlander: "But it is really there!!"
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by Ingolf May 29, 2015

South Carolina corkscrew

When you firmly thrust your penis in to the anus of a female and rotate on all fours counterclockwise while behind the woman

"Wow bro, I just gave my girl the best South Carolina corkscrew of her life"

by Colioso November 23, 2016

south texas spit shine

During middle aged gay male sex one man blows his load on another man's balding head and uses a sham wow to shine it.

When I get out of this Miata I am going to give Leron the old South Texas spit shine

by Rusty Shackleford December 22, 2016

south pittsburg, tn

A small, poor, historic town in Tennessee close to the Alabama line. There is at least one traffic light out of four or so on the whole three mile stretch of road that is always out. When they can keep a police force, you'll find them at one end of town or the other. The middle of town is the safest if you're thinking of residing here. Expect to pay high taxes since a past mayor embezzeled money from the town and now they'really trying to make the money back. There are no chain restaurants and nothing to do unless you like cornbread. There's the National Cornbread Festival held in the middle of town during the last weekend in April every year. Yee haw!

Let's go to South Pittsburg, Tn to watch a fifteen year old movie at the town's only entertainment venue.

by Gottalovethesouth December 21, 2016