Simping is tricking yourself into thinking a girl likes you when you don't really have a chance. It maybe she already has a boyfriend or has told you she doesn't want to be your girlfriend but you still try to win her affections. You pretend she has given signs she likes you. You delude yourself and think about her all the time. When you see her you treat her like royalty or a celebrity even though you know someone else's cum is probably still inside her from a morning's bare back. You find yourself going to extraordinary lengths to spend time with her and give her compliments without even realising. She may well encourage your simping by occasionally giving you some attention but always with a mention of her boyfriend or some way to let you know your place. Being a simp can be curable especially if a man realises he's being a simp but at the same time he may realise he's being a simp and try to use that knowledge to pull the girl he's simping over, there is no reasoning as the simps desire overrides logic. It can happen more easily if through work or your life you are forced to spend time with her. If you want to escape then avoid her until your brain forgets. All the time you spend with her is wasted. Don't waste your time on girls that won't have sex with you unless you don't fancy them and are actually friends.
by Owen Jones will save humanity September 10, 2024
by XXXThat.one.emo.girlXXX December 07, 2020
Simping is when a guy (or a girl etc.) finds someone cute, sexy, sweet, etc. They are sort of their fans.
by EmmieTheWeeb January 31, 2021
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by Davidjonguh January 20, 2020
A simp is a man that poodles behind his woman and becomes a yes man and agrees to anything she says instead of being an Alpha male
by bigdbanga November 01, 2023
When someone is allowing themselves to be exploited for sex or money by someone they desire romantically.
"Giving her money is not going to make her fall in love with you bro, stop simping."
"Sleeping with celebrities won't make them marry you girlfriend, stop simping."
"Sleeping with celebrities won't make them marry you girlfriend, stop simping."
by DungeonsAnd January 17, 2021