shower material scale

Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower

1- ugliest fattest person ever

2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates

3- eh your some what decent tred carefully

4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking

5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing

Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.

I bet he was gay before he did time

by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016

take a hot shower

a phrase to tell someone they aren’t horny enough

“ Bro she said she wanted to sleep with you and you said no? Take a hot shower by G”

by grandma sweater June 3, 2022

shot n shower

"Shot n Shower: A social and humanitarian practice targeted specifically at the straight homeless population. An individual extends a dual offering of a shot of ice or fetty medication via syringe and a shower, aiming to provide immediate physical relief and improved hygiene. While the act is framed as a compassionate endeavor to uplift someone's circumstances, it has an ulterior motive of becoming intimately involved with the recipient. Though criticized by some as taking advantage of a vulnerable population, proponents argue that it can serve as a stepping stone for deeper, mutually beneficial relationships.

"Gay Bob went out looking to perform a Shot n Shower after striking out on Grindr, drawing both admiration and scrutiny for his complex blend of altruism and personal motives."

by Robertschneider3 September 4, 2023

Zippo Hot Shower

Zippo rechargeable hand warmer in waterproof bag immersed in a pocket shower

Bro this Ukrainian chick said I needed to a shower...but she didn’t know I invented the zippo hot shower

by Zippo hot shower November 25, 2018

Guantanamo Golden Shower

The act of laying someone down on their back on a surface slightly inclined towards their head, putting a rag over their face, then taking a hot piss on the rag; effectively waterboarding but with piss

Damn she pisses hard as fuck, I'd love to get a Guantanamo golden shower from her!

by Acab1312ftp April 5, 2022

rub shower cry

A phrase coined by Hillar, describing the start of a normal, sad, pointless day.

Yep, she is gone....things are definitely not going in the right direction. Nothing to do, but to start off the day with a rub shower cry.......

by kalevipoeg June 20, 2017

Coops Meat Shower

When a large man pours bacon grease on you and has intercourse with your armpit.

"Bro, that chick was so hot I gave her a Coops meat shower!"

by JDangle69 March 24, 2019