canadian short stack

You will need, three cans of beans, one container of Canadian maple syrup and a female,midget the shorter the better. Have the female eat all three cans of beans then wait for the usually undesired effect. Once she starts have her get naked and do a head stand, knees down towards the chest and she is to hold her butt cheeks apart. As a side note you might want to brace her against a pice of furnature or some thing? You pour the maple syrup onto her butt hole and when she passes wind you stab the bubbles back into her butt with your penis.

Dude, we were thinking about going out for brunch this morning , but your sister decided on giving us a Canadian short stack at home instead.

by Rufus the pirate October 10, 2017

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SHORT KING

not jacob cause jacobs tall

(boy) “what are your thoughts on SHORT KINGS”
(girl) “are you talking about jacob?”
(boy) “no”

by rhajshwbagdhhwva August 12, 2023

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Girl shorts

Girl shorts are for girls that attract men who have ass Fetish and are most likely to use their dumb fucking pick up lines that aren’t even good. Girl shorts show the ass of girls and sometimes the butt crack that everyone would be surprised of and she will be unaware that it’s even there.

Nene: hey girl you a refrigerator? Cause I wanna eat you up and open whatever’s inside of you
Jane: is it because of my girl shorts?

by Hot povket March 25, 2022

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Short Shot

You have a potential goal or dream but failed to make it because of a lack of experience or practice.

I had potential ideas but ended being a short shot.

I lookin' at a recipe but realized it was a short shot for me.

I was thinking of applying to Google but after I looked at the app, it was a short shot.

by chubbsgotdis January 5, 2021

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Above the knee shorts

Shorts that stop above the knee.

If the knees don't show, the hoes won't go.

Joe looks good in his above the knee shorts.

by Andax1216 September 8, 2019

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shorted

To receive a short reply in response to a message that you put a lot of thought or effort into.

Friend: "Dude, it took me an hour to draft a three-paragraph essay email to my professor asking for an extension, and all I got in response was 'K'"
You: "Ugh, I hate getting shorted too."

by waffle&lust May 13, 2020

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