You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!
Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today
by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019
Get the Texas turkey sandwichmug. Double Penetration and Blowjob Sandwich.
When a girl has all of her holes filled. 2 guys on the bottom and one on the top.
Can occur when a group of friends go to kebab a bitch and they find that they have 3 guys instead of 2.
When a girl has all of her holes filled. 2 guys on the bottom and one on the top.
Can occur when a group of friends go to kebab a bitch and they find that they have 3 guys instead of 2.
Cody: Why is Jill walking so funny?
Thomas: Because Kyle, John and I gave her a DP&B sandwich.
Cody: What's a DP&B sandwich?
Thomas: Let's just say, we were all busy at the same time.
Kyle: Oh Hey John!!!
Thomas: Because Kyle, John and I gave her a DP&B sandwich.
Cody: What's a DP&B sandwich?
Thomas: Let's just say, we were all busy at the same time.
Kyle: Oh Hey John!!!
by Johnny Gates November 24, 2013
Get the DP&B Sandwichmug. A creation consisting of two Pop Tart toaster pastries stacked in between a layer of peanut butter and heated until the peanut butter is warm.
I'm soooo hung over. What do you have to eat?
I've got some Peanut Butter and Pop Tarts.
Looks like I'll be hitting up a Pop Tart Sandwich.
I've got some Peanut Butter and Pop Tarts.
Looks like I'll be hitting up a Pop Tart Sandwich.
by Sword147 March 22, 2011
Get the Pop Tart Sandwichmug. (Generally: to finish someone's sandwiches). To interrupt a person, assuming incorrectly that you know what he or she is going to say. Inspired by an exchange from Arrested Development:
Michael: It's like we finish each other's...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Michael: Sentences. Why would I say...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Michael: It's like we finish each other's...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Michael: Sentences. Why would I say...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Person A: "I think I'd like..."
Person B: "Ice cream?"
Person A: "To go home. Stop finishing my sandwiches."
Person B: "Ice cream?"
Person A: "To go home. Stop finishing my sandwiches."
by yawnoc September 7, 2013
Get the finishing my sandwichesmug. meaning what would you like me to do with these sandwiches?
when sped up or said with heavy accent of ghetto south.
when sped up or said with heavy accent of ghetto south.
by tyrell jamal December 24, 2007
Get the wahmedoodoo sandwichesmug. The lesbian sex act in which two women are engaged in tribadism and one, both, or a third party pours melted Velveeta cheese in between their two vaginas. The sound produced is nothing short of exquisite.
Cindy and I got really hungry last night so we popped some Velveeta cheese in the microwave and made ourselves a vagina melt sandwich.
by Ryan J B September 25, 2005
Get the Vagina Melt Sandwichmug. the act of smacking your ball sack wrapped around bread and peanut butter ( its optional to add jelly) in the females face while having sex
"I hit jieny with my ball sack sandwich in the face and she shit her self because she was allergic to peanut butter"
by Raphaelcamdoug December 9, 2008
Get the ball sack sandwichmug.