When you have a long red beard, pull it up over your face, and proceed to let an unclothed woman vigorously gyrate back and forth, like you face is a saddle.
Man I cant believe that Sam gave that girl a viking carpet ride, she said it was better than watching Aladdin.
by Gmoney42352 June 01, 2018
Everybody rides the bet of the person giving out the picks. The original bet is subject to change. Therefore, if the bettor decides to change the picks that is the new bet. To be a “Ryder” one most be following the most updated pick.
B Keane is a complete fucking idiot and doesn’t know what EBR (Everybody Rides) means, that brick headed chicken dick fuck.
by NotBKeane January 26, 2022
by Toxil Cord September 04, 2015
Hank: I dumped my girl friend because she did the Florida alligator ride.
Billy: DAMN.. That's why we got a divorce
Hank: Let's go to the bar and get wasted
Billy: Then lets engage in homosexual sex in the anal gland
Billy: DAMN.. That's why we got a divorce
Hank: Let's go to the bar and get wasted
Billy: Then lets engage in homosexual sex in the anal gland
by bidickbobby November 06, 2019
Dick riding December is when a girl is going to ride ur dick. Make sure u have a girl and happy dick riding
by Anonymous5729184 October 12, 2020
Woman suspended crab like over the male, on top facing forwards man pounding away at woman, penis is dangerously popping out then "BANG" smashes the poofery gland unintentionally hard and abruptly ends the session woman is hurt
Janice told me phil gave her a turkish bike ride the other night she said it was like a knuckle punch to the barking spider
by Hairy ynnaf March 13, 2018
The act of inserting ones penis into the ass of his partner and then riding them down the stairs completely naked.
Andy: Hey Cynthia , how would you like to go for a Russian sleigh ride
Cynthia: sure let me get my knee pads first
Cynthia: sure let me get my knee pads first
by Jailbait94 January 23, 2016