by YouLookIt! January 07, 2017
An individual that has mastered the way of the ugly, emits a foul odor (only detected on the instance they pass by you) nose resembles that of a pig, has a distinct way that it carries itself a way that shows it thinks it better than everyone( kinda like a linebacker ...very dangerous kill on sight
yooo omg dude do u see that pig-a-potamus across the street... ohhhh thats what that smell is?!?!... yeah man i think the petting zoo is in town.
by ANTI PIGAPOTAMUS PATROL (APP) May 05, 2012
When you bukakke all over a fat chick, then cover her with sugar so it sticks, then punch her in the mouth so she squeals like a pig, then stuff your balls in her mouth
by furry_ballsacks March 07, 2017
- PICTURE THIS SCENE: JAM PACKED BAR IN OZ!It is when you are trying to get a job in a bar in Australia and the only way to get it is by dancing on the bar ! BUT the other girl who eventually gets the job instead of you is skinny and an excellent dancer and dances with a chair on the bar but is UGLY, However all your friends are at the bar watching and screaming to the girl while you both dance on the bar for the job. They are screaming MOO PIG-TROLL GET OFF THE BAR.
by Sally Callow/Lee Neumann January 31, 2008
Any man can give a pig and whistle but a real man receives a pig and whistle on the gaping asshole to make a noise like blowing on a bottle cap
by Espinola brothers March 09, 2019
I had Peppa pig with eggs for breakfast
by Haha I’m funny November 05, 2019
A creature with unlimited battle strength. One day, there was a war between the pigs and the humans. The human killed pigs for there bacon, while the pigs ran away. However one gloomy day, the sun began to get brighter, and a shadow begun to descend from the clouds. She used her snort to completely destroy the earth, and eradicating all life that inhabits it. She landed on the closest planet she could, which happen to be mars. With on finger, she touched the ground, making the land around her only 2 colours: Green and blue. Then she blinked, and created 3 clones of herself. But with her power to control reality, she put one in a hydraulic press, and then she stretched the other 2 (one being stretched more then the other). At last she had a family!
“So what’s in our Baconator Bacon deluxe burger?” asked the Hungry Jacks employee.
“Two flame grilled Aussie beef patties with melted cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a toasted sesame seed bun!” Peppa pig replied
YoU ForGoT ThE bACoN!
“Two flame grilled Aussie beef patties with melted cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a toasted sesame seed bun!” Peppa pig replied
YoU ForGoT ThE bACoN!
by Iminyourattic123 January 31, 2020