Tom Forded

To loose your virginity in the back seat of your car, behind a Sam’s Club, only lasting about a minute, and cumming inside her without a condom.

Dude I definitely tom forded this girl last night I’m so embarrassed .

by Njharlan April 07, 2018

rage against tom

When myspace isn't working correctly, and myspace users get angry and curse toms name.

So the other day I couldn't get on myspace and I was having complete rage against tom, because I totally could have had new comments!

by Matty izzle December 31, 2007

Toms River

The place, where in 2000, Sonci defeated Klilyn at the battle of Uber 1337 pwnage.

Toms River hosts one of the most epic battles of 1337.

by P.H. May 12, 2004

nom tom bow

When you say it fast it sounds like "know what I'm talkin' 'bout?"

When she talks, I feel like my brain is rapidly shrinking! Nom tom bow?

by falconflyer April 29, 2011

cracker tom hammock

The place to be. Located on a haunted island off the coast of Georgia, U.S. Named after Tom Sawyer OD'd on peyote.

Where would you go to enjoy a warm afternoon filled with gnats, ticks, mosquitoes and chiggers?

CRACKER TOM HAMMOCK, YO!!!!

by Scariott October 26, 2010

Tom's Tour of Europe

A type of exaggeration used by a man when trying to persuade a lady-friend to sleep with him, probably in a one night stand. Usually the perpetrator will have maybe visited a couple of friends on the continent, getting so drunk at each place it really does matter where he went.

This summer I went on a Tour of Europe. Please sleep with me.

by tom October 07, 2004

Goodbye Uncle Tom

RACISTS BEWARE: Goodbye Uncle Tom is a 1971 shockumentary film made by Gualtiero Jacopetti and Franco Prosperi in which they pretend to go back in time and "document" American slavery in the 19th century. It's been called the most vile film ever made. It includes rapes, castrations, young black girls dancing in the nude for possible male buyers.

It's nasty as shit, hard to sit through without vomiting, and yet, the most accurate depiction of slavery yet. Everything re-enacted in the movie is based on something that actually happened in history. Go check it out. It'll put you on your ass.

"I just watched Goodbye Uncle Tom. I need to go rinse my mouth out."

"All you racist dickwads should be forced to watch Goodbye Uncle Tom. It'll make you shut the fuck up."

by WhiteGuilt October 29, 2012