Widerstehest the Almighty Egg

A god of peace and order, taking the form of an ordinary chicken egg. His followers are a small cult with about 10-15 members.

"Look it's Widerstehest the Almighty Egg, the god of Peace!

by SovOverlord April 23, 2022

Jew egg hunt

Something German kids would do on Easter of the early 40's.

They didn't cancel the Jew egg hunts this year.

by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021

Egg Drop soup

The aftermath of ejaculating in a toilet after pissing.

Hey Andre, I got really horny thinking about Jackie's big ass after I took a piss and made a batch of egg drop soup.

by Wildcard Wednesday March 1, 2019

yolking your egg

When you pull a minor prank on your friend or say something stupid to them.

"What did you do last night?"
"Your mom"
"Wait really??"
"I'm just yolking your egg!!"
"Ha ha ha funny!"

by BigBoy3689 August 30, 2023

lay a dozen eggs

A phrase used when someone feels the urge to take a massive shit.

Frank has quite the look of discomfort.... he must be ready to lay a dozen eggs.

by Petrified Cornlog April 28, 2019

egg racist

An upper middle class white family member that refuses to eat brown eggs. Possibly an actual racist, this person often identifies as a republican but would never admit that out loud.

Daughter: "Hey mom my chickens are finally laying eggs they are brown"

Mother: " Ew we only eat Brown Eggs"

Daughter: "Mom! You are so egg racist"

by Kelly Belly September 8, 2017

Cadbury Cream Egg

When a woman is shocked, she leaves a beautiful Easter present consisting of feces, urine, and estrogen. All three combined make a Cadbury Cream Egg.

is that Johnny Depp!? SHIT, i just Cadbury Cream Egged myself.

by Rebecca J. Black June 7, 2011