Gives me eggs

Verb
-to make one sexually aroused, especially a male

“Dude, that smoke show Tammy totally gives me eggs. I’m so bricked up right now!”

by VeroStronzo April 07, 2021

Dying Easter Eggs

After having sex with your partner, finish inside him or her. Then pull out and dunk your balls into the cum filled vagina. This can be done in an asshole as well for more color variety.

Man: I love me some Easter! When I get home from church I am dying Easter eggs in my wife's pussy.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 14, 2017

Make bacon and eggs

To get into a fight

I asked iron order if they wanted to make bacon and eggs

by Low-Key bruh October 18, 2023

Widerstehest the Almighty Egg

A god of peace and order, taking the form of an ordinary chicken egg. His followers are a small cult with about 10-15 members.

"Look it's Widerstehest the Almighty Egg, the god of Peace!

by SovOverlord April 24, 2022

Cadbury Egg Drop

You shove a Cadberry egg up a man’s ass. He squats over another man and pushes the egg out onto his chest. He then cracks the egg into the other man’s mouth and feeds him the chocolate.

Scott enjoyed having an occasional Cadbury egg drop.

by CruiseWood September 15, 2018

egg racist

An upper middle class white family member that refuses to eat brown eggs. Possibly an actual racist, this person often identifies as a republican but would never admit that out loud.

Daughter: "Hey mom my chickens are finally laying eggs they are brown"

Mother: " Ew we only eat Brown Eggs"

Daughter: "Mom! You are so egg racist"

by Kelly Belly September 06, 2017

5-Egg Omelette

A person who is obviously retarded and acts like a spoiled child. Can be abbreviated as 5EO.

That Jake is a total 5-Egg Omelette.

by MeLikeFootball October 21, 2011