Jesus cock

A hard throbbing long veiny penis used for its Devine holiness women have tried killing themselfs choking on it. Jesus cock are blessed by all the sex gods the jesus cock is one with the universe

.....jesus cock

by She'llsquirtya September 14, 2018

Jesus cardenas

Jesus cardenas is the coolest person with a giant dick he is very cool and extremely good at getting girls

He is so cool he is a Jesus Cardenas

by Jellie is real March 19, 2021

Jesus Christ

A lame guy who is against LGBT but at the same time he has strong gay tendencies
He thinks he has no physical father

Because his mother is sadly a prostitute for bad conditions of miserable life

Jesus Christ: Hey i wanna be a messiah who is my father btw
Mary: I dont remember that day probably i am raper by a group but once i was a virgin because i serve anal and oral intercourse to my customers. Where is my birth control pills?

by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023

Jesus Face

1) Being composed with a look of serenity &/or seriousness. Level of calm that should be feared. State of mind for getting down to business.

2)The facade of Christian composure.

I have my Jesus face on and am ready to deal with those whiny little bitches at work.

Did you see those Christians totally lose it? The didn't have their Jesus face on.

by angrychick October 2, 2009

Jesus move

Jesus Move

To die and come back to life somehow (for any reason) to kick some major butt!

Gandalf pulled a major Jesus move in The Two Towers.

by DNT2 October 30, 2013

Meet Jesus

A metaphor for death. To meet Jesus is to die, be judged and then meet Jesus. You can meet Jesus by eating KFC (Kentucky From China), or from being unable to frigth back to your instain mother.

Plistinblitzen: I'm the bab
by gotta love me!
Gecock42069: time to kill the baby.
Plistinblitzen: oofenheimer, I have been did done did.
Alphanumeral: ok fux, I'm the only 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚one here so Lenny talk.
Gecock42069: you haven't gone to SUPRA BINYOT LANDE yet.
Plistinblitzen: *fucking dies*
Hodgepodgeman123: I'm with him. *Fucking dies*
Gecock42069: ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Alphanumeral: I uhh.. need to go meet Jesus bye-bye!
Alphanumeral: *fucking dies*

by Lightwalker360 March 14, 2020

jesus sweat

A term used for a nigga that worships the ground the he himself walks on.

Look at this jesus sweat ass nigga Jared.

by blank space June 18, 2014