Cincinnati Surprise

When you shit in a pillow case and beat someone about the head and shoulders.

He didn't pay for his half of the hotel so he got a cincinnati surprise.

by Only1realme June 4, 2018

Super Cock Surprise

The act of putting a penis in someones mouth as they wake up. Being it a surprise

Ashley got a super cock surprise from james this morning.

by Slothicus The Messiah September 7, 2014

Rose Surprise

A Rose Surprise is when you pluck a fully grown rose up from the ground and shove it up someone's ass while they're asleep.

Amy:Mark gave me the Rose Surprise last night. I'm still plucking pedals out my ass.

by Funny Definition Man February 23, 2021

Sunrise surprise

When an unsepecting woman is pounced on from behind when they are lying on their stomach and brutally analed while getting their vagina stuffed with household items or the surpriser's fecaces.

When my wife woke up I gave her a sunrise surprise

by Sexual predator August 13, 2015

Douglah Surprise

The act of shoving a spicy "or hot" pepper up ones rectum

i had a douglah surprise

by MurderousTip February 16, 2019

Kindle surprise

The resonating sound a kindle makes as it bounces off your skull when you fall asleep while reading.

I had a particularly painful kindle surprise last night, hence the black eye

by Web4less July 18, 2021

fleshdog surprise

A fleshdog surprise is what happens when you do a handstand with your homie and shit while pointing your asscrack parallel with the floor and then have your friend lay the turd between your cheeks like a hotdog wiener between the buns then piss on it. Serve Warm

"dude, I helped my friend prepare a fleshdog surprise yesterday!"
"Oh shit! Howd it taste?"

by freese daddy August 4, 2020