Super Straight

Basically just straight with extra steps...

Guy 1: in super straight

Guy 2: no mate you’re just straight with extra steps

by harry12543 March 9, 2021

Super Straight

A man who only has sex with other super straight men because women won’t touch them. They also have piss kinks.

Did you hear about David and Michael? They’re a super straight couple.
Good for them. Good for them.

by Marzo.the.planet March 8, 2021

Super straight

Super straight means you’re a transphobe that wants to be apart of LGBT and wants to feel oppressed.

Guy one: You wanna date her? Oh, btw she’s trans.

Guy two: Oh never mind I don’t date trans sorry i’m super straight.

Guy one: No you’re just a transphobe.

by vvriska March 8, 2021

Super Straight

A phrase that describes someone who is not naturally attracted to those who identify as one who would be opposite to their biology.

The super straight man was not attracted to the woman, as the woman did not possess the biological traits that the man found attractive.

by Candyna June 12, 2022

Straight lace

When a ball is kicked perfectly, it is kicked primarily by the shoe lace. Therefore the term reflects someone doing or saying something truthful- and perfectly to the point.

YO, KYLE, THAT TRUMP GUY IS A FUCKIN' LOSER HEY, HIS KIDS ARE FUCKIN' UGLY COWARDS TOO RIGHT?!

Bro, Straight Lace, you're preaching to the choir with that one.

by Beansinacan January 8, 2021

Super Straight

A person who liked to date, and ONLY date, the same gender that they are. They also are into necrophilia, and have a scat kink.

Lola: Hey man wanna date?
Jeremy: No sorry, I only date men, im Super Straight. plus, you aren't dead so I dont know if i can feel the same.
Lola: I understand, Im not into shit anyway, sorry!

by PoggiesWowa March 31, 2021

Super Straight

Someone who is transphobic and doesn’t accept the fact that not liking trans people is a preference and a choice and isn’t a mf sexuality. People that identify as super straight only do it to talk back at the lgbtq+ community. If u say you’re super straight nah man you’re just straight and not oppressed so stfu

Person1: Hello i’m super straight.

Me: Nah bro get tf away from me with that ugly ass shit.

by chilenewaysso April 6, 2021