nigger luck

quoted "Exceptionally good luck, emphasis on undeserved. "

guy 1: WHOA FUCK I WON THE LOTTERY!!!!
guy 2: thats such nigger luck

nigger: gives guy 2 a rotesserie split for saying nigger

by Bubba_The_Retard October 20, 2006

Nigger Lightbulb

The look on the face of an African-American negro when engaging in converstation with a white person and realizes that no other niggers are within earshot. The Negro suddenly understands and will speak proper english without frontin or shuckin and jivin

I finally got a straight answer to my question from that black bitch at the DMV. I was the last one in line and it was like a Nigger Lightbulb went off.

by ZippyMoonbat July 11, 2010

Nigger Juice

Otherwise known as grape Kool Aid, sometimes flavor aid or some other cheap knock off which niggers purchase with their wic and food stamps. Their love for nigger juice starts off when they are little niggers, sometimes grape soda can be substituted for nigger juice, but niggers prefer grape kool aid, it goes well with fried chicken on a hot summer day.

Mom! Why is there nigger juice in the fridge??

Joe Boo "It sho is hot out tha, gots anything to drank?"

Antonio "I's just mades sum nigga juice, but I's aint gots no awce"

by honky ass honky February 24, 2010

yard niggers

A yard nigger is any squirrel who lives within city limits and is therefore fat and lazy. They hang out in your yard all day, eating acorns and pissing off your dogs. They are a bunch of self - righteous little bastards who think that your yard and acorns are entitled to them.

How come yard niggers wait until the last second to run under your car when you drive by?

My grampa said you could get a dollar for every yard nigger skin back in his time.

Sorry I cant hear you there are a bunch of yard niggers running around outside and my dogs are barking like crazy.

by Jim C M Niggenworth November 12, 2006

Nigger in Mist

Is an african-american atempting to move through mist stealthfully.

We never saw that "Nigger in Mist" coming!

by Someone who is not a racist July 7, 2009

nigger bomb

As soon as money hits a black persons hands, it vanishes.

white guy: here's 100,000 dollars jamal.
black guy: thanks!
...seconds pass
white guy: where'd the $100,000 go?
black guy: i touched it.
white guy: oh yeah. i forgot. the nigger bomb.

by mattyvoyage January 23, 2009

Filthy niggers

1.Those who have extreme diarrhea of the mouth

2.A dirty nigger or niglet
3.Someone who was guilty and somehow magically gets the all the charges of EVADING police dropped after leading long ass chase

Those Filthy Niggers like O.J. disgust me

by Matt DAMON-Team America June 23, 2009