Kevin Barrett

The biggest clown and twig in the grade

Hey Kevin Barrett or should I say clown, I saw a bunch of twigs and thought it was you.

by Elijah Lickmystein November 19, 2019

Kevin 2

That back up Kevin you have when the other Kevin is a glasses wearing white boy who could leave you any day now. Kevin 2 is also a horny weeaboo who has a lot of "glue" inside of all of his manga. Make sure he never physically touches you and never let him borrow any of your stuff because whatever is on his hand is not "glue".

Alright Kevin 2, original Kevin just died so play Smash Bros with me now

by Assasin101 November 27, 2019

Kevining

The act of never attending anything that he/she said will be attending.

Interviewer- hey Kurt, are you coming to that interview on the 5th of April?

Kurt-yeah, I’ll be there

Interviewer(waiting at the interview location)- where is this guy? He is Kevining rn man!

by I EAT A$$ March 2, 2019

Kevin the Groper

A kid who gropes women and sexually harass them. Who also gives lap dances to old people.

He's gonna end up like Kevin the Groper

by Ejcolon March 3, 2019

Kevin Heffernan

A big hot man who can slam and welcome to Japan. He often steals the ladies hearts, but he always gives them back. Kevin stands at 4'7 and is addicted to steroids. If you meet Kevin heffernan he will try to induct you into a insurance scam. He is just a straight up cool guy B)

You see that guy? What a Kevin heffernan

by Mint Milano March 19, 2019

Kevin

he is quite the jealous man. reassure him that he is all that matters. there may be bitches and barkers trying to flirt in his presence, how disrespectful. just pull out one of your many anti-jealousy-defence tools and deescalate the situation. no need for drama. he will feel relaxed immediately when you show them who your king is.

Kevin was disrespected in public. It had his motors started fiercely against his will. We tried to calm the situation, i quickly sucked him off on the dancefloor to show the crowd that we take care of each others business.

by Krkič May 6, 2019

Kevin

It's time, Kevinelle.

Back off, bitches and barkers. I'm only here for Kevin and you know it but he won't talk yet, ok? It's fine but please leave me alone.

by Krkič May 8, 2019