Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper

He did it again, God fucking dammit

Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper again

by BigBigFuck April 24, 2018

Jake from State Farm

Someone who is a good neighbor and is wearing khakis constantly. Also happens to have a Twitter.

Person 1: Yoooo it’s Jake from State Farm!
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: *points at Jake from State Farm*
Person 2: What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?
Jake: Khakis, a kuromi sweater, and my vans.
Person 2: That’s not Jake.
Person 1: Jake can be anything, ofc it’s Jake from State Farm

by Nagitoe January 31, 2021

give jake a hand job day

on may 8th you have to go to the bathroom with jake and give him a hand job.

i gave jake a hand job because its give jake a hand job day.

by best rust player in the school May 05, 2023

Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul

A fake song used by people to mess around with friends.

Mercy: Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul is a weird song
Chip: Never heard of it
Mercy: It's because it doesn't exist dumbass

by Mercy#0193 September 23, 2019

Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

A facetious event used to express the ludicrousness of a previously suggested event.

EX1:
Jake: Hey Rob, let's beat Contra!
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

EX2:
Rob: Wow, I can't believe how much snow we got!
Jake: Want to go for a run?
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

by The AWPerator April 04, 2011

drowns and only jake can save me

*drowns and only Jake can save me*

You're probably a smol bean in royale high if you say this.
Drowns and only Jake can save me
Jake: stfu I'm done with you.

by UUUUUYYYYYYYY December 20, 2021

jake paul the movie the sequel the part 2

very good movie, my uncle joe likes it.
only accessible from the creators of the movie themselves, but its easy to reach them, so dont worry!!(logan paul and kyle from south park have a baby)

also used as a call for help when in serious danger but cant say anything. example:

chris tyson from mr breasts: the jake paul the movie the sequel the part 2 was really nice…. (this means help)
abbigail: how good was it? (how dangerous)
chris tyson: it was soo good i could feel it coming inside of me (the better the movie the more dangerous)

by CartmansLeftElbow43 August 29, 2023