Bruh ma weed

You say bruh ma weed when ya mom finds ya weed under ya bed and burns it.

Mom: I found your weed. You ain't going out for 10 years!
Me: Bruh ma weed

by BruhMaWeed May 8, 2018

weed car

shit fuck bitch weed cart

"donkey it 5 minutes until the weed cart is topped at we their yet!"

by M3M3life February 13, 2021

Weed

Don’t smoke before 8am unless you want the day to be uneventful

Weed is good for the mind not for the weak mind

by Ukgangster September 24, 2021

virgin weed

A less popular strand of marajuana. Found in many southern states it provides cerebral and energetic effects. Often used for wake and bake.50% sativa 50% indica

“Smoked 2 grams of virgin weed man,shit was doink!!”

by RCtherch123476 July 3, 2018

stink weed

when the weed smells to dank g its stink weed

“hey bro that’s some stink weed”.

by carter picklebarry May 28, 2021

girl weed

The best weed in the game. Unlike the boy weed plant this girl makes the shit you can smoke out tha bong.

Im growing a girl weed I can't wait to role that shit up and have the time of my life.

by long shlong skalts January 20, 2020

Pulling weeds

Masterbating in the backyard.

He was pulling weeds in because he was horney

by Joymooon May 7, 2025