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czech golden shower

A 20 Round full auto mag dump from a VZ-61 where the 1st ejected case does not hit the ground until the bolt locks back due to the weapons high cyclic rate. Note: This only makes sense with nice brass case ammo.
Comrade, I have given the enemy of the state the czech golden shower.
Your comrade: Ah excellent. The gulags are full from all the disinformation spreaders anyways. He won't recover from a 20 round mag of .32 acp.
by Twitter User #489321798473892 November 17, 2022
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shower material scale

Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower

1- ugliest fattest person ever

2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates

3- eh your some what decent tred carefully

4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking

5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing
Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.

I bet he was gay before he did time
by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016
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Shower-Term Memory

When you're in the shower and genuinely can't remember if you already cleaned a specific body part.
OK, that's my arms, and now time to clean my...huh...did I already clean my back? I have NO clue. Damn shower-term memory!
by hmmurdock75 April 8, 2020
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A Marine Corps Shower

“Jesus man you really smell”

Sorry dude, I was only able to take a marine corps shower today”
by Yoloswag4jesus69 November 13, 2018
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czech golden shower

A full auto mag dump with a VZ-52 sub machine gun where the first ejected brass case doesn't hit the ground before the bolt locks back due to the weapons high cyclic rate.
Comrade, I have eliminated the enemy of the state with a czech golden shower.
Your Comrade: AH Excellent. We didn't have room in the gulags anyways. Too many disinformation spreaders are proving their loyalty in Siberia.
by Twitter User #489321798473892 November 17, 2022
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piss golden showers

WHen you piss on someone and ur pee is yellow
John wanted to Piss Golden showers on Meg, despite telling him she is not into his piss kink
by Waifuwars October 28, 2020
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rub shower cry

A phrase coined by Hillar, describing the start of a normal, sad, pointless day.
Yep, she is gone....things are definitely not going in the right direction. Nothing to do, but to start off the day with a rub shower cry.......
by kalevipoeg June 20, 2017
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