Peppa Pig

A creature with unlimited battle strength. One day, there was a war between the pigs and the humans. The human killed pigs for there bacon, while the pigs ran away. However one gloomy day, the sun began to get brighter, and a shadow begun to descend from the clouds. She used her snort to completely destroy the earth, and eradicating all life that inhabits it. She landed on the closest planet she could, which happen to be mars. With on finger, she touched the ground, making the land around her only 2 colours: Green and blue. Then she blinked, and created 3 clones of herself. But with her power to control reality, she put one in a hydraulic press, and then she stretched the other 2 (one being stretched more then the other). At last she had a family!

“So what’s in our Baconator Bacon deluxe burger?” asked the Hungry Jacks employee.
“Two flame grilled Aussie beef patties with melted cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a toasted sesame seed bun!” Peppa pig replied
YoU ForGoT ThE bACoN!

by Iminyourattic123 January 30, 2020

Peppa pig

has succulent crispy bones with a fat belly and nice and crispy if fried. taste better than George. And must run away from eben

peppa pig has good amount of fat

by peppa kontol February 27, 2020

Porky pig

During the act of cunnilingus: the giver makes the noise “bi-duh, bi-duh, bi-duh” until the receiver climaxes then states “That’s all folks!”

When Griffin Porky pigged me I knew I had to marry him.

by GlassShrimp June 17, 2020

PIG-A-POTAMUS

An individual that has mastered the way of the ugly, emits a foul odor (only detected on the instance they pass by you) nose resembles that of a pig, has a distinct way that it carries itself a way that shows it thinks it better than everyone( kinda like a linebacker ...very dangerous kill on sight

yooo omg dude do u see that pig-a-potamus across the street... ohhhh thats what that smell is?!?!... yeah man i think the petting zoo is in town.

by ANTI PIGAPOTAMUS PATROL (APP) October 13, 2012

bounce pig

the name u cant fucking give your spoink in pokemon xy

"Did you catch a spoink?" "Yeah man but i couldnt name it bounce pig im so fucking pissed"

by dudeman1372648i7 October 15, 2013

sludge pig

young lg's who think their hot shit and stick there asses out while ...well prancing around. usually want to get rid of their virginities just so they feel better about having sex with numerous people. tend to wear 6 pounds of cover up and eye liner and usually have greasy hair. they copy everyone else because their insecure little bitches. they also have a habit of hanging out with other peoples boyfriends.

god damn dirty sludge pigs!

by dunnanana June 29, 2011

Pig Leg

Any kind of hand rolled cigarette that is inconsistent in shape; due to clumsy inexperienced hands. Typically characterized as being fatter on one end or the other or even in the center.

"Look at the goofy ass pig leg hanging from that dude's mouth."

"No shit, what a bumblefuck!"

by BacKWasH234 October 7, 2011