When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.
Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.
by TacoDaav August 31, 2022
Generally refers to the practice of splitting the cost of a date equally between the two people involved. This term is derived from the concept of "going Dutch," which means that each person pays for their own expenses rather than one person covering the entire cost. The idea behind Dutch dating is to promote equality and fairness, ensuring that both parties share the financial responsibilities of the date. This approach can also help alleviate any potential pressure or expectations regarding who should pay, making the dating experience more balanced and comfortable for both individuals.
"During our date, we went for Dutch dating—nothing says ‘we’re in this together’ like splitting the cost of nachos and a movie ticket!"
by Sovasa August 06, 2024
A situation very similar to a dutch oven, however hands-based foreplay continues and neither sexual partner attempts to make eye contact.
"Let one go in bed last night with the missus."
"That must have been awkward"
"Not really, we just carried on with the Dutch Touch"
"That must have been awkward"
"Not really, we just carried on with the Dutch Touch"
by Slinkynuts July 16, 2015
The same concept behind the Dutch Oven(trapping a person and ones farts under a blanket), but instead with a weighted blanket.
“Bro I got my girlfriend with the Dutch Broiler last night.” “That’s nasty man really sealed in the flavor huh?”
by FancyMallard August 06, 2021
"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
by KOON of the multiverse September 20, 2021
Double Dutch, but with Dicks.
by Shmavery October 14, 2019