dump the ranch

Something you do that turns people off from whatever they may be eying or interested in, thereby making them suddenly repulsed from that interest.

Jess: Can I have your crutons?
Jo: *dumps the ranch on her salad*
Jess: Never mind.

Jim: *looks at girl from behind* Hey she looks hot!
Larry: Watch her be a butterface.
*girl turns around, and is indeed a butterface*
Jim: Uggggh you just had to dump the ranch on it, didn't you?

by HexMaster June 27, 2008

core dumped

Old school word for pwned or owned.

"Dude, I was playing Counterstrike and core dumped this guy in midair."

by Stuntmanjake123 February 22, 2009

fly dump

Using a public restroom to defacate and then purposely not flushing.

I went to use the washroom but someone did a fly dump before I got there.

by The Last Victim January 14, 2009

Dump wait

When you have to go number two but don't have a facility so you have to hold it.

"I hate it when my old lady gets in the can before me, sits in there for hours while I dump wait."

by afro-d October 28, 2008

dump-clothes

(noun): an offensive term for a person who IYHO dresses so badly/poorly that it looks like to you that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local dump

Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! How dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).

by Sexydimma March 10, 2013

Dump read

The act of reading a magazine article while taking a dump.

People magazine, Maxim, porn and the daily paper are good dump reads.

by Evilbadkitty June 15, 2013

Dump Dive

Standing on top of a toilet rim with feet on both sides, spreading your buttcheeks and taking a dump from about 3 feet away making it as accurate as possible with little splash in the pool of water in your toilet.

Austin took a dump dive and it splashed all over his feet and his moms toothbrush that's on the counter before he took a shower!

by TimmyGreen February 1, 2014