dick muffs

When one places an erect penis into each ear so that sound is muffled. Similar to earmuffs

Chad had dick muffs on so he didn't hear the the third guy coming.

by legs almighty January 24, 2011

Dick Wrapper

A female of the species Homo Sapien. This term refers to the fact that the most important aspect of a woman's identity is the fact that she is engineered and constructed so as to wrap around penises

Diana came over last night ... that is one energetic Dick Wrapper.

I need to hit the club tonight and pick me up a dick wrapper.

That bar was litterally polluted with cougars and other assorted dick wrappers.

by Mr HJL January 17, 2008

State Dick

State patrol officers

Guy #1: Dude I got pulled over by a state patrol officer.

Guy #2: Ahhh man, gotta hate those state dicks!

by heyhaileylee October 8, 2011

dick bra

Also known as a jock strap, a dick bra keeps your goods in place during vigorous activities or any other time you feel like you need a little extra support.

Dude I was free ballin' during practice, but I'll probably wear a dick bra during the game.

I hate when my balls slap against my thighs when I run, so I went out and got a dick bra.

by Big C & Lil E September 6, 2010

doughy dick

A non-erect penis. Completely flaccid. Often the result of seeing a very unattractive woman.

"I looked at her and she gave me a doughy dick."

by gay_the_musical June 5, 2014

dick recipient

one who receives dick in any capacity regardless of gender.

dude 1_"your mom's a filthy dick recipient."
dude 2_"so's your dad." ::laughs::
dude 1_ : (

by vulvahammer July 9, 2010

Cod-Dick

A person who ruins good conversations by changing the subject to the game Call of Duty Black Ops.

Peter and Johnny were having a great talk about basketball when Brett came up to them, being a total cod-dick.

by maybe?94 March 18, 2011