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half cup bandit

n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.
I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.
by Public Enemy No 1 April 16, 2019
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big dick bandito

A 50 year old man in a white van slowly driving threw everyone’s neighborhood who is looking for the biggest and juiciest dicks out there to snatch right out of you pants.
Hey, did you hear bill got attacked by big dick bandito?
by BakedP0t@toez December 4, 2019
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Big Booty Bandit

Big Booty Bandit, aka LocoCrazyness is someone that rapes and forcefully fucks the anus of anyone chosen.
Helen is going to be raped by the big booty bandit.
by Gavoveeev October 25, 2020
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The pool table bandit

Someone who steals pool balls and proceeds to ruin every game of pool he can get his hands on. Often waiting for the game to start before slowly making his way to the table to ruin it . The pool table bandit operates alone and takes his time stealing ball to ball.
Watch out this guy seems like the pool table bandit!
by The pool table bandit himself November 22, 2021
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Today I received a Bandi

To receive a excessively long monologue in the form of a message, on any kind of chat platform.
Yesterday i had fallen out with my friend, but TODAY I RECEIVED A BANDI. It was nearly 4 pages long and he apologised for everything.
by xMinister February 10, 2022
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Ayush ki bandi

An Ayush ki bandi is usually caring and loving and super cute and dank asf , you cannot steal her as she's ayush's bandi she's smart intelligent and the most caring creature in the world.
Person 1 - damn that girl's my crush can i ask her out?

Person 2 - nah that's ayush ki bandi you cannot have her

Person 1 - damn I'm jealous
by 0069nezu June 15, 2022
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Tasty kake bandit

“Have you heard of the tasty kake bandit?”
Aiden UnknitBubbles”
by TheGrozzlyBear August 31, 2022
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