the small pieces of crispy eye goo that you must harvest from the lacrimal caruncle every morning for breakfast
by Blankyyy December 18, 2017

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

(A combination of the words bacon and traitor): between and, theorthetically, among jews only, an offensive term for a yiddishe bochur who chooses to marry a non jewish girl, making the children non jewish.
If you are neither a svinoyed, a yidiot, or a jewish convert out of judaism, and you marry a non jewish girl, most jews would consider you a baconator.
by Sexydimma April 12, 2016

A branch of electronic art, usually in the form of digital painting, that draws inspiration from the works of the 20th century artist, Francis Bacon.
by CubistScarborough March 11, 2016

The best, krispiest, most amazing bacon that has ever existed. A great friend, mod, and bacon. KrispyBacon loves EDM, extra curricular substances, and cats. W Krispy, everyone deserves one.
by fitvixxen July 3, 2024

Excuse me waiter, can I get just a side of your hippie style over priced bacon? Yes I am a bacon nerd.
by isoskepsis December 1, 2018

A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.
Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?
Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.
Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.
by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010
