The best, krispiest, most amazing bacon that has ever existed. A great friend, mod, and bacon. KrispyBacon loves EDM, extra curricular substances, and cats. W Krispy, everyone deserves one.
by fitvixxen July 3, 2024

by BurgerGuy June 24, 2022

When you are hit with a war hammer so hard that it turns you into the version of bacon most applicable to your race.
by boxseven April 3, 2019

by #Yoloswagmchdouchbag December 10, 2014

by BuildingGuy August 30, 2018

Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"
by Kelpsye June 7, 2016

Excuse me waiter, can I get just a side of your hippie style over priced bacon? Yes I am a bacon nerd.
by isoskepsis December 1, 2018
