either you eat bacon, or you are wrong
(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)
a phrase meaning
"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)
a phrase meaning
"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
Get the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug. Someone who is a great friend and kick ass wingman.. best dude at MHS. Good at bowling and tennis, and loves trying new things. Talks to all the birds but sadly finds himself in the friend zone... Usually because he's put himself there, trying not to get tied down. If he's quiet just, just ask him what's up.
by Lapiz996 February 13, 2023
Get the Baconmug. Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."
by Gamerdactyl February 14, 2019
Get the Bacon handjobmug. by Sky blaster December 16, 2019
Get the Baconizedmug. Joe: Ey man you got that bacon rapped cheeto other known as a bacon cheeto??
Bob: HELL YA MAN!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: HELL YA MAN!!!!!!!!!!
by Tikka Jakobo May 21, 2018
Get the bacon cheetomug. Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"
by Kelpsye June 7, 2016
Get the gargling his baconmug. A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.
Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?
Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.
Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.
by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010
Get the Shakin' Da Baconmug.