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Whopping Wood

a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.
i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
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he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021
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Sus bois (not wood in french) in… Prince Edward Island? is sus
by Amogus boi July 9, 2021
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Wood Chop

A popular dance move that involves one arm doing a tomahawk-like motion while the other hand acts as the wood block.

Other forms include round-house wood chop, which involves doing the wood chop in a circle, and the free standing wood chop, where just one arm does the tomahawk motion, usually to the beat of the song.
"Did you see that guy on the dance floor doing the wood chop? So hot right now."
by Jeanne1989 October 1, 2012
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wack my wood

I'm gonna wack my wood before my parents come back
by ill tom reem October 10, 2013
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Jeda Wood

A albino nigga who's the #1 pimp daddy and love's weed :D , he's chyll as fuck and i suggest not to piss him off or this mutha fucka will crsipy your ass HOE'S BEWARE THIS PLAYA IS SQUARE!!! :p
He totally just " jeda wooded" that girl , what an ass hole , yeah he likes A" CUPS ... or did anyway
by #1HOEBITCH !!!! April 30, 2012
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Snapping Wood

When one's dick has been bent out of shape in the woman's anus it is known as snapping wood
I fucked that horse so hard i started snapping wood
by The Laddergoat March 13, 2011
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Nate Wood

Bro theres Nate Woods after you
by Yo Mumzy November 22, 2021
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