Spongebob Syndrome

A male or female way beyond the age of 18 that chooses not to pursue bigger or higher things in life, but rather choose to settle for less. Not really thinking about the future, just simply being in the moment wasting time in a low paying job, rather than pursuing a better career.

Joey: Aye Phil I see you been at Mcdonalds for quite many years! Do you plan on possibly finding a better career? Your 35!
Phil: Nah, I'm used to working there! They pay me good! I'm fine right where I'm at.
Joey: But you get no benefits and the pay is actually very low. I mean are you at least a manager?!
Phil: Uhhh...no I just I been a fry cook for all the years I've worked there. Whats wrong with that?
Joey: What you mean, "Whats wrong with that your 35-years old! Move up in the company at least. (Well I guess he has a serious case of Spongebob Syndrome.)

by XxxKoleboyxxX March 20, 2022

aubrey syndrome

A condition in which a person can not stop making people laugh, even if there is no reason to laugh. People with this condition can get angry very easily, especially at food touching syrup.

Conditioned Person: These fries are so good, especially with ketchup

Friend: "SLAP" fries go into syrup on lunch tray

Conditioned Person: I will murder you!!!!( gives friend evil eye)

Conditioned Person: Slaps friend on forehead, friend retreats to other side of cafeteria and cowers

Friend: You must be crazy! Sometimes you seem so happy and sometimes you have aubrey syndrome!

by Wolfiecat88 March 10, 2017

Musical Syndrome

Definition: a common disease, like the flu, that occurs around January to March every year when people in the musical end up completely enamored with each other due to the fact they spend every waking second together...
Symptoms: dating, stalking, drooling, and flirting....
Cure: two months after the musical when you realize that you don't hang out with that person anymore

Jill and Jack never talked before the musical, now they're dating, they obviously have Musical Syndrome.

by Dr. Jennifer Love February 17, 2010

Austin Syndrome

Constantly showing an "I don't give a fuck!" attitude towards life.

Me: "Hey, your house is on fire."
Austin: "I don't give a fuck!"
Me: "I would let your doctor know you're experiencing Austin Syndrome really bad again..."

by Anna Incorporated September 4, 2013

Labrador syndrome

When someone gets easily distracted from what they are doing. Just like a Labrador or a puppy looses focus.

“Look here! God you have the labrador syndrome” or
“she saw the flower and forgot what she was doing, she really has the labrador syndrome”

by Cammocarmex September 29, 2020

ichi syndrome

Ichi syndrome - A syndrome where if you can't here Ichi's voice for a day you'll feel sad and empty.
Synonyms:Depression, Sadness, etc.

I have Ichi Syndrome I might die today..

by Very Rndm August 10, 2019

Riley Syndrome

When someone says a word or sentence at the same time as someone else in harmony by accident. And it happens with you and one other person a lot.

They both say hey at the same time, they must have Riley Syndrome

by exodrynamixJT o January 20, 2021