by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025
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Eric - lol did you hear about ricky hes dating fucking becky bitch from joli bees now Ha! Unreal
Nick - hahah ya his sister told me isnt that bitch due to fucking burst anyday now?
Eric - i cant even stand him for longer then 5 mins hes such a fucking turkey chaser, makes me sick
Nick - hahah ya his sister told me isnt that bitch due to fucking burst anyday now?
Eric - i cant even stand him for longer then 5 mins hes such a fucking turkey chaser, makes me sick
by XyloZeem December 15, 2025
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"I got myself a turkey beaster for Thanksgiving this year. Unfortunately, the turkey got loose and is now going on a murderous rampage in an Arby's."
by TheRealGuy,TheBestGuy November 17, 2016
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