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Toilet slave

The master/mistress urinates or shits on the toilet slave
Emily:Eat my shit toilet slave
Lars:Ok
by Thatoneguyinblack December 3, 2023
mugGet the Toilet slavemug.

alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit
"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper
by blakesmittty June 21, 2017
mugGet the alaskan toilet papermug.

Toilet Bowl

The toilet bowl is a battle between the best incompetent football teams in the United States of America that go by the names of Zebras(0-7) and Vikings(0-7). This game is truly one for the history books as Lincoln may have the first 0-10 team in school history. Good luck to both teams this year in the annual “Toilet Bowl”
by Jacob Epstien October 9, 2023
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Vertical Toilet Paper

The act of putting a toilet paper roll vertical on the holder to show your gay lover he can sneak in when your wife is asleep tonight. This is an advanced move that needs at least a level 5 peeping Tom as the male mistress. Is common among boys/men names Chris that have long skinny dicks and gigantic mushroom tips. Beware.
Hey Tony look out for my “Vertical Toilet Paper” tonight ;).

Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper
by Rufio171 February 22, 2018
mugGet the Vertical Toilet Papermug.

toilet paper

one of the most expensive things you can buy during the CoronaVirus because everyone is buying it.
you simply cant find it anywhere

For some reason people think wiping their ass is more important than eating or drinking
damn it i cant wipe my ass because everyone in the whole wold has bought all the toilet paper!!!
by TheWhitestIndian April 13, 2020
mugGet the toilet papermug.

Toilet Soup

A soup made in the toilet consisting of toilet water, urine and feces.
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
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Skibidi Toilet

I honestly find it the funniest shit ever and I don't know why.
I always find brain rot shit like Skibidi Toilet funny as fuck for absolutely no reason.
by iluvdarkthrone 🖤 June 12, 2024
mugGet the Skibidi Toiletmug.

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