A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.
While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.
by someonewhoisalunatic December 14, 2012
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by anonymous August 6, 2024
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Get the disco toilet mug.when you and another person go to the bathroom and one uses the toilet and then, without flushing, the other person goes and uses the toilet. most of the time to “save water”, but who really knows.
person 1: “hey since we’re both here we might as well toilet tag team it.”
person 2: “great idea man! save the environment!”
these people are using the fucking toilet and are deciding to save the shit ass environment by not flushing between each use.
person 2: “great idea man! save the environment!”
these people are using the fucking toilet and are deciding to save the shit ass environment by not flushing between each use.
by Thicc Disappointment May 4, 2018
Get the toilet tag team mug.Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.
Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.
by Bidet King August 16, 2024
Get the toilet envy mug.Toilet Rumble is an event that is scheduled by someone, and they invite their friends. Toilet Rumble is a time to hangout in the bathroom, and typically they make noises in the stalls. Toilet Rumble also has different names for the amount of people attending, and can only go up to 6. The Toilet Rumble names: Toilet Duo (2), Toilet Trio (3), Toilet Squad (4), Toilet Rumble (5), and Toilet Royale (6).
by rumbler200 April 11, 2024
Get the Toilet Rumble mug.The dickie toilet is the people who don't stop going to the toilet. Spend a average of 8 hours of their day in a toilet. Usually also a refugee.
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