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Toilet Twix

Ew, you disgust me!! Toilet Twix is just an innocent phrase for eating sweets on the toilet and has nothing to do with scat play!! Dirty bastard!!
by Sarcia26 February 6, 2022
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toilet aids

What you get from sitting bare ass on a gas station toilet
I got toilet aids from sitting on a Speedway gas station without putting an ass gasket down.
by Lefty0812 February 16, 2019
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Toilet

Solitary confinement for innocent bullcraps to suffer going down the hole.
I took a crap in a toilet.
by Dood Veed April 10, 2017
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Skibidi Toilet

my parents shot myself because of this unholy, hellish creation. I am following behind them though I don't have the urge to because it is of anti Christ's work. Trumpets are sounding, doom rises. Skibidi toilet is ungodly in every way and if anyone denies it, they are a follower of the one who opposes the gods in every, religion. They are of one of universal end. Skibidi toilet is blinding, world ending, and possibly universe collapsing. My brain rots with every second I watch it. When I think about it, people die. This is the true brainrot of skibidi toilet, I can't imagine any worse... oh, there's the singing chicken nugget.
ree tart 1: SKIBIDI TOILET IS GOOD
an sane, human being: *dies*
the world: *dies*
by I lost my sanity April 9, 2024
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toilet anomaly

If you took a shit and already washed your handbut then notice, that you need to pee and have to do all the same things again.
" I came as fast I can, but i had an toilet anomaly"
by Ciby October 9, 2017
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Toilet Drop

When you wake up early in the morning to feel the urge to excrete faecial matter and end up stuck halfway down the toilet bowl.

The pre-dominant factor is zombie fatigue however various other causes have also affected a people such as:
She was three-quarters zombie when she awoke, her brain wasn't functioning properly.

He hit the door on the way in.

She was too worried about the stubbed toe she got.

He simply forgot to put the seat down.

They all had a Toilet Drop
by An unfortunate incident January 4, 2011
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Nacho Toilet

When one hogs the bathroom after having eaten mexican food.
"Last call to go to the bathroom because this is about to be nacho toilet."
by Soda366 February 13, 2014
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