Also known as SSDit is when a person or people unnecessarily jump to conclusions, or enter a moment of panic or hysteria. Even though there is an easy solution or a solution already exists. This phenomenon is caused by severe anxiety and negative work environments.
by YourInSight November 27, 2019
Get the Salgado Syndrome mug.When one feels the urge to arrive pointlessly early at a meeting point/lesson or place of work.
Symptoms may include....fear of lateness, sweaty/clammy hands, paranoia, anixety, redness in the cheeks, pacing arround frantically, waking up ridiculously early, irrational time keeping and setting of for destinations ridigly early just in case....
Symptoms may include....fear of lateness, sweaty/clammy hands, paranoia, anixety, redness in the cheeks, pacing arround frantically, waking up ridiculously early, irrational time keeping and setting of for destinations ridigly early just in case....
Example Earlyitis Syndrome:
Iain: Are we setting off in a minute we have to be at the hydro pool by 8.30am
Andy: No mate not yet, its only 5 past 8 and it takes two mins to get there no one will be there yet.
Iain: Well i'm going to set off just in case.
Andy arrives at 8.25am, anyone here yet Iain?
Iain: No mate, just me...wonder where everyone else is?
Andy: Probably still on the way mate for a guess...
Iain: Yer probably, I was getting worried there that no-one was going to turn up and I was in the wrong place!
Iain: Are we setting off in a minute we have to be at the hydro pool by 8.30am
Andy: No mate not yet, its only 5 past 8 and it takes two mins to get there no one will be there yet.
Iain: Well i'm going to set off just in case.
Andy arrives at 8.25am, anyone here yet Iain?
Iain: No mate, just me...wonder where everyone else is?
Andy: Probably still on the way mate for a guess...
Iain: Yer probably, I was getting worried there that no-one was going to turn up and I was in the wrong place!
by TylerDurdencfc November 9, 2011
Get the Earlyitis syndrome mug.Is whenever you listen to a song on the radio, You love the song but you dont know the name to it. Then later on in life you hear that song again whether it be via. Youtube, Radio, Tv, ect.
Person 1: man i Love this song!!!!!! Whats it called? Ah i didnt tell me. Oh well.
(Some time later)
person 1: THATS WHAT THAT SONG WAS!! OMG I LOVE IT! WHY COULDNT I REMEMEBER IT??
Person 2: Its call the Radio syndrome
(Some time later)
person 1: THATS WHAT THAT SONG WAS!! OMG I LOVE IT! WHY COULDNT I REMEMEBER IT??
Person 2: Its call the Radio syndrome
by teeeeeeet October 22, 2011
Get the Radio Syndrome mug.When something especially good is happening, Some people feel the need to cause drama for entertainment or other purposes. Essentially throwing their marble on the floor for whatever caused the good thing to happen to trip on. (I.e. Get Canceled, Deplatformed, Etc.) And others who feel entertained and or want to join will also be throwing their marble on the floor until the thing that caused all of this eventually trips.
“Dude, Did you see what Mr. Beast did now?!”
“What?”
“He gave a man $300,000! He should’ve donated it!”
“Sounds like you got marble syndrome.”
“What?”
“He gave a man $300,000! He should’ve donated it!”
“Sounds like you got marble syndrome.”
by ?-?-?-?-?-? September 6, 2023
Get the Marble Syndrome mug.a feeling or situation of being unfairly judged regardless of what you do.
can also be used to describe a feeling that the universe is against you and you will be misunderstood no matter what you do
can also be used to describe a feeling that the universe is against you and you will be misunderstood no matter what you do
it just seems like I have The Balotelli Syndrome everyone seems to hate me!
why do bad things always happen to me! why always me! i'm surely having the balotelli syndrome
why do bad things always happen to me! why always me! i'm surely having the balotelli syndrome
by beneni October 12, 2019
Get the the balotelli syndrome mug.Semen from a woman's last partner that is still oozing out of the vagina after unprotected Intercourse.
Damn man, I went up stairs with Debbie last night and soon as she took her panties off i noticed she had a bad case of Goo Syndrome!
by Snail Trail69 August 18, 2009
Get the Goo Syndrome mug.A terrible disease that causes male love interests in media to be comedically large
Symptoms may include: not fitting in frame, yaoi hands, been mistaken for a registered sex offender, Rapid vertical growth, being British and more
Symptoms may include: not fitting in frame, yaoi hands, been mistaken for a registered sex offender, Rapid vertical growth, being British and more
Person one: have you ever wondered how Andrew is so tall?
Person two: that’s because he has Hanbridge Syndrome
Person two: that’s because he has Hanbridge Syndrome
by Lord_Alex12 February 18, 2023
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