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next time go eat a salad

Next time go eat a salad is a line that the Scout from Team Fortress 2 says. It insults the Heavy, who is morbidly obese.
by smmr <3 January 13, 2023
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1. Too many opinions; back off.
2. Slow the fuck down.
1. Stop it, Jake. You’re confusing me! You got too many hands in the goddamn salad bowl!
2. TSA Agent: Folks, one at a time please. We’re getting’ too many hands in the salad bowl.
by Jaypolka June 13, 2021
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The theory that people prefer the method in which their mom made tuna and potato salad over all other methods.
"I bought potato salad from the deli, but it's not like Mom used to make!" It just goes to show that The Tuna Fish & Potato Salad Theory is true.
by wiggy_G November 14, 2009
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tossed like salad

Extremely intoxicated to the point of near incoherance.
"Oh man did you talk to her before?"

"Yea I don't know what the hell she's talking about, she's tossed like salad right now."
by StealsyourstereO April 26, 2006
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add bacon to my kale salad

When a vegan does anal with a meat eater.
Chad wants to add bacon to my kale salad.
by Mollex February 24, 2021
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Toss your salad

tossing someone’s salad is equivalent to destroying someone’s bloodline or beating them up.
Bro if you don’t stop I’m gonna toss your salad

I’m about to toss your salad up bro
by papajohnstoe October 21, 2019
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🥬🥗team salad🥗🥬

“ I am 🥬🥗TEAM SALAD🥗🥬 “ Denise simmons
by Deniseeeeee May 3, 2021
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