by Wrex'n dat rectum December 27, 2023

by anonymous October 27, 2020

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by Realchickenman November 2, 2022

hey, its National Show me your Tits day, can i see em?
hey did you know its National Show me your Tits day? i feel bad for women.
National Show me your Tits day is today, and damn im happy.
hey did you know its National Show me your Tits day? i feel bad for women.
National Show me your Tits day is today, and damn im happy.
by Artyom Nard November 29, 2021

post him on any social media!!
A: “Hey today is show him off day! Are you going to show him off today?”
B: “huh?”
A: “today show him off day you have to post your boyfriend on any social media and show him off!”
B: “huh?”
A: “today show him off day you have to post your boyfriend on any social media and show him off!”
by ! <3 October 17, 2021

When two or more guys jerk off at the same time to see who shoots his load the farthest leaving the fallout sticking to whatever it lands on under it's path
4th roommate yelling at the other 3 roommates as he enters the room from last night's contest, " OKAY THAT'S IT! NO MORE CREAM SHOWS UNLESS YOU COVER THE FURNITURE AND FLOOR WITH PLASTIC BEFORE YOU START! FUCKING STEPPED IN SOME AGAIN! THAT'S JUST RUDE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! "
by mia.dancer September 8, 2021
