Woman

If I was a woman?

Hym “Well, apparently, the best thing you can do in that regard (as a woman) is get a job working with retards and then just fuck the retards.”

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022

Big Woman Personality Disorder

Big Woman Personality Disorder (also known as BWPD) is a personality disorder in which a woman is loud, obnoxious, and tastelessly bombastic. It should not be recognized as a real personality, but rather as an amalgamation of anything that happens to pop into her brain and needs to be yelled about. The "big woman" refers to the nature of the personality, not the literal size of the woman, though they can (and often do) correspond. They can often be identified by wearing backpacks far too small to be useful or stylish, and they may be "Disney adults." There is a lesser known corresponding disorder for men but it better blends in amongst the populace as it is generally more expected and is less of a "cry for help." Note that not all talkative women have BWPD, since one major requirement is obnoxiousness.

What is that woman yapping so obnoxiously about? Must be big woman personality disorder.

by davus0000 August 23, 2024

National Woman Beer Day

celebrated the second friday of january, DRINK A WOMAN BEER. only women can have woman beer, woman beer is like not beer but not a cocktail yk. like smirnoff ice something fruity. if you like real beer youre nasty as hell. piss drinkers. To celebrate sing America the Beautiful and drink everytime a word that starts with “A” is sung. If you are a man you cannot participate in this holiday unless given permission.

friend #1: GAH I AM THIRSTY!!!!! WHAT DAY IS IT???!?!?
friend #2: GOOD FOR YOU! it’s National Woman Beer Day, here’s a pink lemonade jack daniel’s!
friend #1 and #2 then sing America the Beautiful together with woman beers in hand.

by B1gT1ll3r January 8, 2025

Woman

An adult female human who has the phenotype of XX and can potentially give natural labor.

A woman can give birth

by UserOfNames May 11, 2024

Editor Woman 2.0

Editor Woman 2.0 is basically another word for "unfunny".

"Look out, we got an Editor Woman 2.0 here."

by editor man 2.0 June 16, 2021

Redhead woman

The sexiest, most tantalizing woman you'll ever find. Common in Scotland and Ireland, where they also have freckles and paler skin.

All I need is a redhead woman and I'm set for life.

by VardanMarutyan May 22, 2025

woman in the middle

Female seeing 2, or more men. Plays the men against each other all for the vanity of the woman.

She couldn't get what she wanted from him, man #1, so she played the woman in the middle and went and saw her other partner, man #2, for her needs, that man#1 couldn't or didn't give her. And in the process, eluded her disappointment to man #1 in hopes of raising her importance

by anonymous March 30, 2021