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The State Game

A competition to see if a person can have sex with a member of the opposite gender from each of the 50 United States.

Rules:
1) There must be a set time-frame. "I play until I'm married" does not count. For all we know, you never plan on getting married. The most typical time frame is after 4 years of college, as it's more acceptable to be promiscuous, and offers the best chances at meeting people from across the country.
2) The state that the person you are trying to seduce claims as their state of origin is the one that counts. For example, if a person says, "I'm from California, but I was born in Florida", Florida would be the state that the person counts as.

3) A state only counts if it is actual sex. No second or third base allowed.
4) A second party must validate that you had sex with this person, and that they are from said state.
5) If you cannot remember what state the person is from, they are invalid for play in The State Game until you re-contact them. Rule 4 then applies.
"Man, last night was crazy. How'd you do??"
"I got California AND Nevada!"
"God I love The State Game."

"I swear she was from Alaska!!"
"Where's her Facebook?"
"...she deleted it..."
"No Alaska for you."
by ASUASUASU October 26, 2012
mugGet the The State Gamemug.

United States Ass Sacking

An expression in the Turkey woods when a hunter or hunting partners harvest two or more turkeys in a single day.
I’ll say ol buddy, today was a United States Ass Sacking!

It’s been a rough go as of late. Sure would be great to have a good ol United States Ass Sacking today.
by Fannie’s Beaver Pelt May 11, 2024
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State Snob

someone who feels that their state is better then all other states to the point that they have no interest in visiting any other state and in some cases are even OPPOSED to visiting other states because they have deemed them lesser than their own (with the exception of their current state of residence).
“The Californian had no interest in traveling to see me in Boston, and that’s when I realized he was a state snob.”
by Apoochy June 16, 2020
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State jumper

Derogatory, people or person who come from a different state that takes employment opportunities from local citizens and expects to be treated like royalty. Used commonly by Independent Americans
Those Damn state jumpers are ruining our state!!
by OldDogg June 5, 2019
mugGet the State jumpermug.

Ro-State

A ro-state is defined as a ROBLOX group/community with a functioning government.
Aigio is a shit ro-state.
by Detective_Chase458 November 24, 2022
mugGet the Ro-Statemug.

Brown State

The brown state is when a brown user goes into an uncontrollable trance where they block out everything and do not know their surroundings. When exiting out of the brown state brown users may suffer from side effects of the brown state. A shorter term for this incident can be simply know as browning out.
He’s not answering so he must be in the brown state.
by Ninchako January 22, 2020
mugGet the Brown Statemug.

State Farm

by DancingOmniChickens November 9, 2020
mugGet the State Farmmug.

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