Shower-Term Memory

When you're in the shower and genuinely can't remember if you already cleaned a specific body part.

OK, that's my arms, and now time to clean my...huh...did I already clean my back? I have NO clue. Damn shower-term memory!

by hmmurdock75 April 8, 2020

czech golden shower

A full auto mag dump with a VZ-52 sub machine gun where the first ejected brass case doesn't hit the ground before the bolt locks back due to the weapons high cyclic rate.

Comrade, I have eliminated the enemy of the state with a czech golden shower.
Your Comrade: AH Excellent. We didn't have room in the gulags anyways. Too many disinformation spreaders are proving their loyalty in Siberia.

by Twitter User #489321798473892 November 17, 2022

A Marine Corps Shower

Using deodorant

“Jesus man you really smell”

“Sorry dude, I was only able to take a marine corps shower today”

by Yoloswag4jesus69 November 13, 2018

New York Shower

Walking/standing in the streets of NYC and having water from the back of ACs from floors above you that aren't properly draining drip onto you, leaving you confused, angry, and slightly disgusted.

"I was waiting for my chop cheese outside the bodega cause it got mad crowded and the whole time that bitch neighbor's AC was giving me and my girl a New York Shower. Mad disgusting."

Non-resident: What the fuck--it's not raining. Where's this water coming from?

New Yorker: You just got a New York Shower, kid.

by hustletoast September 20, 2021

Czech Golden Shower

When a scorpion machine pistol runs out of ammo before the brass hits the ground.

Vlad gave Ivan a Czech golden shower on the firing range

by dontaskmynameyouahold November 17, 2022

Shower Cologne Boy

A Superhero. When a boy is fresh out of the shower and proceeds to lather himself in cologne. Super power: Can make any girl's panties drop.

Jessica: Katie, why did your panties drop?
Katie: I just got a whiff of Shower Cologne Boy.

by TCsquared April 17, 2017

Senitors Special Shower

When a foreign dignitary decides to bestow upon you a cultural right of passage by projectile vomiting and then urinating an unnecessary amount of piss all over your new shoes.

- Kaylynn met a Senitor John.
- Wow a real live Senitor.

-yeah and she bestowed upon her a great cultural gift. She got the Senitors Special Shower.
- What an honor.

by Reedski December 6, 2021