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Short lace

White poeple who short lace (laces are loose) their jordans are homofobic, racist and facist scum
Wow cool you have short laced jordans, ur such a racist
by SocialjusticewarriorLGTBQ+ November 11, 2021
mugGet the Short lacemug.

short king

Woozi is literally the textbook definition of short king.
by junjunnie November 21, 2021
mugGet the short kingmug.

ettin shorts

A type of street light in the shape of an L and a pipe.
The house in Six Farnsworth Avenue has ettin shorts.
by heagheueppon October 21, 2022
mugGet the ettin shortsmug.

short shaft

Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!
I’d fuck your mom but she said I was a short shaft
by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018
mugGet the short shaftmug.

Short bused

Patronizing an unsuspecting adult to indulge one's own sense of virtue or gain
Staples store manager: Wow, Tony! did you really clear out that entire aisle by yourself?

Tony: Umm yeah...

Staples store manager: you see everyone? Now that's what...

Tony: rolls eyes... didn't expect his boss to take it this far. starts to wonder if he may actually be retarded

Mike: My high school principal just called me to ask if I would be willing to speak at their annual fundraiser for troubled teens...

Mike's friend: Ouch! I think you just got short bused
by CK1988 February 8, 2021
mugGet the Short busedmug.

board shorts

Shorts for men who want to show their knees and thighs, honestly it makes your penis look smaller and they look bad on everyone. It's emasculating for most people.
guy: yo he's wearing board shorts
guy 2: tiny penis coded.
by benby100 December 10, 2023
mugGet the board shortsmug.

short

this fanz dude in a discord server im in
"yo fanz your a dwarf and short"
by E12Complex February 12, 2024
mugGet the shortmug.

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