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night and day ring

A flashy go anywhere do anything diamond-like piece.
Are you engaged?" ... "Baby, that's my night and day ring.
by jsmaco April 13, 2011
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West Point Ring

Wrapping your penis around your ring finger as if it was a ring to emulate a large grad ring. The better it bulges and has throbbing vessels is more than welcome as to bring great credit to the institution of the United States Military Academy. Most 'Ring knockers' are proud of their ring and the symbolism behind it. And you too can be proud when showing off your very own 'West Point Ring'. And if you have enough room on your dog, you can even write United States Military Academy West Point on it, for more flair add an onyx in the center.
The young Captain was more than eager to see the West Point Ring that I told him that we found in the men's locker room. When he got closer and saw that it was actually a handful of my meat whistle curled 'round my finger, he was more than impressed. Damn, Pat that is a hell of a ring ! Is there a year on it?
by Karl Hungus March 6, 2023
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ring draught

Ive expirienced ring draught about 6 months after we said our vowels
by PSC Pimpn November 6, 2013
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ring of fire

The burning sensation around your butthole when you take an urgent dump (or five) the next morning following a night of way too much tequila and lots of spicy salsa on yer appetizers.
From the bathroom: "Aaarrrggggggggg - ooowwwwwww!!!"
Friend #1: "What in the name of all that is holy was THAT??!"
Friend #2: "Rinaldo did a few too many shots of tequila and ate a few too many street tacos last night: Ring of Fire!"
Friend #1: "Ouch!"
Friend #2: "Amen."
by Li'l Scotty May 3, 2010
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Elden Ring

A 2022 action role-playing game developed by FromSoftware and published by Bandai Namco. The game has been appraised and criticized for its immense difficulty especially towards people new to the SoulsBorne genre. The game has been compared to it’s predecessor the DARK SOULS trilogy.
1 - “Hey dude. Have you played Elden Ring yet?
2 - “Yeah. I’m still stuck on the first boss. The game is really hard.”
by Kevlar Vest August 8, 2022
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Dump Ring

When a large, long, and fairly sturdy turd strikes the inside of a toilet bowl, and is then flushed. It will often create a circular smudge or smear around the inside of the bowl. This term was coined by a woman living somewhere in the Midwest, USA after her son deposited such a turd into her toilet bowl and attempted to flush, but he left it for her to discover the next morning.
"Who left the giant 'dump ring' in my toilet!!!"
by Whoop, there it is! June 14, 2021
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