PULLING A JOHN

When you change the subject

Girl: Why did you flake on me?
Guy: So how bout those Patriots?

He was pulling a John

by JayD February 09, 2008

swirl pull

you have wiped after a toilet use, but the toilet paper is lodged between the cheeks of your buttocks with the other end dangling in the water. Rather than dislodge the toilet paper by hand you want to see if the flushing swirl will pull the tissue from your buttocks.

I think the toilet paper is stuck up my ass. I will see if the swirl pull will remove it.

by rebelyid April 05, 2006

Pulling a Zuckerberg

When someone blatantly and intentionally copies another person's idea(s) for monetary gain.

Mike: Dang yo, John just made money selling used pens!
Sam: What? That was my idea!
Mike: Seems to me like he's pulling a Zuckerberg.

by Jonnytroll September 07, 2012

Pulled an indie

When you're having sex, to avoid ejaculating too early into it, you pull out and immediately start fingering them at more or less the same rhythm. This instant replacement ia "An Indie" or "Pulling an Indiana Jones."

Dude, I was about to cum, but I pulled an indie on that bitch.

by Bobnumerotres February 05, 2009

Pulling an Arlo

Being the third guy to pull his dick out in any situation

Andy was pulling an Arlo last night, it was hilarious!

by chunk86 June 27, 2014

pull a hitman

in the popular game "left 4 dead", if one of the members of your team gets boomed on and the other three get secured (hunted or smoked) and the boomed guy cannot clear them and they die, this is known as "pulling a hitman"

he cant save them, hes going to pull a hitman!

by little ten ten February 02, 2010

Pulling a brightkite

When a company gets rid of services that made them unique, then implement services that blend in w/ rest of the pak!

Me: Hey did you see Twitter today??
Bob: Yeah the web page sucks now they got rid of timeline.
Me: Yeah they're pulling a brightkite right there.

by challgren December 17, 2010