Pee pee poo poo

The funniest joke there is. There is no funnier joke. It is a joke.

Person 1: "Pee pee poo poo"
Person 2: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

by Totally Not blustar February 9, 2021

Pee and flee

Going into a restaurant just to use the restroom, and leaving before they take your order. Similar to a dine and dash.

HOW NOT TO PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Excuse me, can I use your restroom?
Host: Restroom is for customers only.

HOW TO DO A PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Hi, table for one.
Host: Right this way! -OR- There will be a 15 minute wait, is that okay?
Customer: Thanks! -OR- No problem.
Customer: Oh, where is your restroom?
Host: Right that way.
Customer: Thanks!

by _fluffy April 23, 2015

Pee-yew Overlap

The overlap between sharing intimacies between multiple people. Sometimes, something can be contracted and the person in the PU Overlap is unsure of who passed it along to them.

I got an STD but I am not sure of who it was from because I was in a Pee-yew Overlap.

by caliasher April 11, 2019

pee pee poo poo

The most simple form of humor mainly used when you have nothing else funny to thing about.

person one:"Pee pee poo poo."
person two:"What the fuck?"
person one:"Idk man I cant thing of anything funny."

by bread2239 February 18, 2021

Pee Flow Tree

The process of deciding whether or not to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

I really have to pee. But I don’t want to get out of bed. I wonder if I can make it through the night without having an accident? Is it really that bad to have an accident? No one will know. I probably need to change the sheets anyway. Maybe I should just go ahead and get up to pee now since I’m awake after going through this pee flow tree.

by Jfman August 30, 2018

Pee skill

What your mind initially sees when reading the word "Peekskill". A similar dyslexic phenomenon happens when encountering the word "Murcia", which most Americans initially perceive as 'Murica.

Bob: "Hey, Alice. Did you know there is a town in New York called 'Pee skill'?"

Alice: "Don't you mean 'Peekskill'?"

by 28980 October 17, 2023

Fishing in the pee

A person who keeps themselves surrounding in problems and useless matters despite having the resources to move out of the them.

Why are you fishing in the pee by not vacating this city and starting a new life elsewhere?

John is fishing in the pee by not getting vaccinated.

by Hammmburger August 12, 2021