A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.
Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.
Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.
Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
by Never Milk Kangaroos's friend September 01, 2017
Friend 1:Bro wanna fuck?
Friend 2:Sorry man, I would but I gotta shit
Friend 1: I’m fine with ass packing if you are
Friend 2:Sorry man, I would but I gotta shit
Friend 1: I’m fine with ass packing if you are
by Ass clapper 47 November 01, 2019
John "Man, I heard that once you hit the age of 60, you start to develop a flap pack!"
Chris "Isn't that true!"
Chris "Isn't that true!"
by Anal Asian July 01, 2014
My woman embarrassed me at my works holiday party so when we got home I put that Savage Pack on her.
by 4get4now December 12, 2023
Six pack abs only attained by slouching/hunching over, making it seem as though someone is stronger than they really are.
Person 1:"Dude! That guy is ripped in his profile picture!"
Person 2:"No, he just has a slouch-pack."
"Hey, quit trying to look cool with your slouch-pack"
Person 2:"No, he just has a slouch-pack."
"Hey, quit trying to look cool with your slouch-pack"
by Lord of the Skeens April 22, 2010
When someone slouches over for a long period of time, they have two or three lines appear on their stomach making them look as if they have a six-pack (at a quick glance, woah).
by Tommy van Dale July 12, 2011