oh my geurd

OH MY GEURD

When you want to say ‘oh my god’ but decide to change it up so you sound like a pigeon

Person 1: AHH!
Person 2: What’s with you?
Person 1: I WON THE 50/50, OH MY GEURD, OH MY GEURD

by AK-ARI September 23, 2023

Oh lord for a night!

OLFAN is a common expression meaning “oh lord for a night.” It is used to express shock and surprise in many texting conversations. This phrase stems from old english, originally used to express displeasure with the french king. Notably, it excludes any complex words brought by the French monarchy. Over the years, it evolved to have a more positive connotation and was eventually reclaimed by the French. It is a common vernacular in French texting, and English speakers are using gradually integrating it into their speech.

Friend 1: She’s pregnant!
Friend 2: Oh lord for a night!

by j money 🙀 April 24, 2023

Oh My Gah!

"Oh My Gah" Is the correct way of spelling the way Jessica Simpson says "Oh My God". It's the perfect way to be surprised about something without using God's name in vein.

Casey: "Jessica they're teabagging!"
Jessica: "Oh my gah!"

by Paine July 20, 2004

oh my cow

an exclamation of surprise

origin: "Oh my cow" began at a strict religious school in Florida when a student received demerits for saying "Holy cow!" Cows apparently were not holy to them.

Oh my cow! You're kidding me! No Way!

by Meghan Scarborough April 19, 2008

oh shit handle

the handle that is attached to the interior of most cars above the window of the passenger seat. when riding with a dumbass driver, or haulin' ass through or around rush hour traffic, the oh shit handle becomes very convenient for whoever's riding shotgun.

oh shit handles should be used with a little caution, as one's hands could become one with the oh shit handle, and as unfortunate and unlikely as it seems you must first have your dick welded to a rock to have it removed.

by Black Button September 30, 2008

Oh No You Didn't

The name of the song used in the trailer for the recently released EA game, Mercenaries 2: World in Flames.

"Oh No You Didn't
Sucker tried to play me
But you never paid me, Never"

by Vegeta Himura October 20, 2008

oh shit bob!

an alternative way of saying OMG except its COOLER AND DIFFERENTER. generally an exclamation of surprise or anger. shortened as OSB

Guy: "YOU FUCKED MY MOM?! OH SHIT BOB!!!"

or

Girl1: "He just asked me out! Ahhhh OSB!!"

Girl2: "OSB!!"

by roro ownz urmom March 23, 2009