off-kilter

the state of being wierd. often the result of staying up extremely late. activities include: watching educational programming, smoking many cigarettes, and having random dance parties.

Tonight has been super off-kilter.

by Graf March 12, 2003

Jill-off

The female version of popular slang term for masturbation... Coming from the popular nursery rhyme of Jack & Jill.

"I didn't meet any cute guys tonight, so I'm gonna go home & Jill-off"

by Sami Sparkle January 6, 2010

Soft Off

The complete opposite of a hard on. It wasn't coined by that other douche bag. It was on "I hope they serve beer in hell". Anyway. It's when ur dick is 6900 percent flaccid.

That bitch is so ugly that I got a soft off when she walked in to this titty bar.

by middy69 August 13, 2010

Popped Off

The term in which a player has apprehended and eliminated a player in the online multiplayer Call Of Duty. Specifically in the Search and Destroy game. A camper may not use this term.

Jontae: bro you're shit at this game.
Yeti: even though you got popped off by me?
Jontae: yeah but you're a camper!

by CODChamp December 5, 2010

let off

Polite way your parents might enquire or announce if you've farted

Oh dear, father, I think Jeremy's let off again, open a window.

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

Nash Off

Also said by saying "Im doing a Nash". Generally used at work when you want to fuck off early and your boss has being getting on your tits all day.

"Im gonna nash off"
"Im gonna do a nash"

by The Legend December 7, 2004

Nob off

v: to nob off: To get rid off something. to exert something

Bob: did you do your homework last night?
Bill: nah, i nobbed it off.

Bob: are you comeing to football training tonight?
Bill: nah, i cant im working.
Bob: nob off work and come.
Bob: ok.

by Joemull May 24, 2006