Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.

Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends

by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020

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the russian congo

when 2 white bald men aggressively have intercourse with each other and put tubes up each other’s asses while singing twinkle twinkle little star

marvin- hey you gonna go out with that fag later?
angel- yeah, we’re gonna do the russian congo
marvin- sick, can i join?

by WetRag May 17, 2022

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Russian breach

When you give a girl a creampie whil your friend gives her a russian flashbang

I gave Kayla a russian breach with my buddy

by Russian breacher March 29, 2022

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Russian Dog

When your hitting it from the back(doggy style), and right before you cum you say "dasvidaniya" and cum on her back.

Yeah, my girl was complaining about the food we last night. So i pulled a Russian Dog on her

by Mishydafishy February 11, 2020

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Russian

Vodka drinking, Man shooting, Putan loving, having a great national anthem, Meme having whites that love nuking countries

Me: Hey what culture are you

Friend: *pulls out vodka and starts chugging* Russian, but I see if you can't see that

by Wet-cookie#26 November 11, 2021

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Russian Climb

Any ridiculously high, often illegal climb up a tower, building or other structure, most commonly achieved by crazy Russians.

Did you see that video of the two kids who climbed to the top of the crane at the tip of the Shanghai Tower? It was the craziest Russian Climb I'v ever seen.

by Quazzy Hart May 16, 2014

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