Textpiration Date

A set period of time after which a person's past social media posts or texts can no longer be used against them, provided it can be reasonably shown that they no longer carry those problematic beliefs or attitudes.

Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."

Karen: Can you believe Rob said something so offensive? I should show this to his boss.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.

by C Monty March 22, 2022

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not-date

A not-date is a sad excuse for people who can't decide whether they are going to get some or not. Often misused for DWOB.

That guy is so sad, going on all of those not-dates, I mean, DWOBs

by PaulyD89 March 3, 2011

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Potty date

When you and your date have a nice romantic potty date

Jim and ally had a potty date last week

by Ploofss September 21, 2021

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combined date

A combined date is when a couple go on a date with each other, while accompanied by other couples or friends.

Girlfriend : Hey, let’s go on a combined date with Jennifer and Ben
Boyfriend : Sounds good to me!

by Krakin265 May 16, 2019

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Mosquito Dating

When you just suck and go.

I’m only doing mosquito dating right now. No time for penetration.

by The_politibro February 25, 2024

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Pajama Cooking Date

It’s cooking with a lot of seduction mixed in. The seduction level is heightened making your cooking date more hot, steamy, grown and very sexy. Wearing sexy lingerie and pajamas only adds another layer giving it a more intimate and romantic vibe. Kissing, nibbling and touching along with some sensual food tasting while cooking can ultimately take it to a more passionate level.

Danielle: I brought some sexy lingerie for my date with Jaylen tonight.

Bree: Sexy lingerie for a date?

Danielle: Jaylen and I are having a pajama cooking date instead of a cooking date.

Bree: Wearing sexy lingerie will definitely give your date an added sex factor.

by Starving Artist246 April 14, 2025

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