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Mike Tyson

When someone gets upset usually about something that everyone else thinks is funny usually while in a drunken stupor, and decides to bite the closest person, usually on the ear. Can be in anger or in a sexual manner.
Aliya: How was your night last night?
Vegas: My night was good but I saw some crazy bitch Mike Tyson a kid. He turned and punched that bitch in the head.
Mike Tyson by Baby Mills March 14, 2010
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Mike OxLong 

the cringest way to rickroll someone
Me: Who is mike
Innocent bystander: idk
Me: Mike Oxlong

Mike Nifong 

The disgraced Durham County (North Carolina) distrcit attorney behind the 2006 Duke lacrosse rape hoax.
That rape [hoax] ruined Mike Nifong's career.
Mike Nifong by StoogeWatcher December 27, 2010
A greeting of Australian dockers to all foreigners. Because they usually do not give a fuck to their real names.
- Hello Mike, what the fuck are you doing here?
- Hello Sir, I'm looking for the port's entrance

-Hello Mike, how's going?
-Hello Sir, but my name is..
-I don't give a shit how is your momma calling you
Mike by Travelller December 27, 2011
aka whitecheal aka whiteboy...nba sim comish...the guy who makes watching beavis and butthead/wildboyz twice as funny
irock camero is sweet
BIG Mike by AnDY June 27, 2004

Taking a Mike Ambrose 

The act of luring a small boy into a closet and then tricking him into fondling your balls. Usually done around early ages.
Dude, I was taking a Mike Ambrose the other night. My balls feel GREAT.