MIKE

Mike will give you a lot of cookies if your name is Debbie

She is talking to mike

by El chaparro December 08, 2021

Mike

A skinny bitch who wanks in the garden with his small dick while staring at pictures of his shitty mom who abandoned him when he was a little bitch.

Oh theres that bitch Mike

by Vertxツ January 21, 2020

Mike

The male equivalent to a Karen, usually a dirty cop.

Did you see that cop complaining that a citizen was recording him, what a fucking mike.

by Apex Rex November 14, 2021

Mike

1. Someone who’s name or nickname is Mike

2. The name Mike, usually short for Michael

William: Hi Mike!
Mike: Hello!

by am_spooky_ocapus April 16, 2022

Mike

Mike is a talented person who is absolutely amazing like how. He might sing and play volleyball but his best talent is making you smile.

Omg Mike is super awesome!

by MIntcredible February 09, 2019

mike

A term used to describe someone exhibiting creepy, predatory, or generally unpleasant behavior, often in a way that is socially unacceptable or morally questionable. Can also be used to refer to someone acting like a douchebag.

"Wow, dude, you're being such a Mike—cut that out!"

"Ugh, did you see the way he was acting at the party? Total Mike move."

by wuppers February 11, 2025

Mike

A criminal who's not to be trusted

Don't trust anything you see on TV, Mike is a criminal.

by Number 1 rated salesman 1997 April 30, 2022