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michael harris

by the real g777777 February 15, 2018
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a michael hutchins

this refers to the dead IN-XS lead singer, who died wanking on the loo. he got too frisky with an asphyxy wank and perished.

can be used literally for someone who also practises this and takes it too far eg. example1

can be used as a term for anyone who does anything and takes it a bit too far eg. example 2
example 1.
'you hear bout davey?'
'yeh, caught wanking whilst hangin himself'
'thats a michael hutchins right here'

example 2
'for gods sake...i said you could like my ass, not stick a wine bottle up it!'
'sorry'
'its always a michael hutchins with you isnt it?'
by Dantera Quinn September 17, 2007
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michael howard

A politician in the UK's Conservative party. When he was Home Secretary he was frowned on for locking a lot of people up. However, when the Blair governmnent released them all again, people realised maybe the general public were safer whilst violent criminals were behind bars. Howard was the victim of the lookist spin-doctor culture who used the "something of the night about him" comment to great effect. He became leader of the opposition when the Tories suddenly realised they had forgotten to elect a new leader after their 2001 defeat, and lasted almonst a fortnight (which is quite good by modern Tory standards).
"Why would anyone bother boting for Michael Howard the vampire? We've already got the New Labour bloodsuckers, after all".
by Stormsworder October 20, 2007
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Michael Vick

Yeah, he made his mistake. He got penalized, he changed. Philadelphia got over it, and helped him become a better football player. Even though he has apologized, proven himself, and everything else he could possibly do, people still havent forgiven him. Here in Philadelphia, we have forgotten his past, because we know he is a good person, productive, and a amazing asset to our beloved Eagles team.
Yes, 2011 was his down year due to injuries, and his lack of sliding. Its in his blood, to take charge, and run, but he gets injured too much, therefore he needs to, but just possibly cant. His down year may possibly be because desean jackson was having a down year too. DJacc is the eagles deep threat. He is a force to be reconed with, that is when he is playing on top of his game.
Michael Vick is a extroadinary person, off and on the field. People need to forgive and forget, like Philly has. He is an amazing asset to the Eagles, and to your fantasy team (;
"Tom- Hey did you see that Eagles game Thursday? Mike- Yeah, Michael Vick sure did save the game !"
"Who cares what he did in the past, his changed now.!"
by eaglesLover&Shit January 8, 2012
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Michael Nesmith

A controling perfectionist.
Why do you have to be such a Michael Nesmith about this? It's just a definition!!!
by H-T September 13, 2004
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Michael Sauer

A great hero to the people of not only america, but Earth. The judge that sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail.
by Adrian July 4, 2007
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Pulling a Michael

To over react to the extreme physically, to throw yourself into or onto something when someone touches you
Mom put her hand out to block the child from running away, when her hand touched him, he threw himself backwards into the door and rolled across the floor, pulling a Michael.
by funnysister July 10, 2010
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