i will make you a wheelchair

A widely used term for showing respect to your friend in New Zealand
Bob: completes every dare he's ever be asked by Gary

Gary:dude you've done every dare I've asked since we met now I will make you a wheelchair
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Another way to ask someone to change the channel.
Yo bro, Prepare for Trouble, Make It Double during the commercial breaks or give the remote to someone who will
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go make yourself a sandwich

Guy A: God fucking dammit, this is taking forever to load! Watching paint fucking dry is more fucking fun.

Guy B: How about you set down the controller, go make yourself a sandwich, and take some pills while at it.
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Making bread for my man

Making bread for my man means that you’re slaying and doing good
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Make America Great Again

An open request for anal sex because anyone saying that is looking to get fucked in the ass.

This phrase is used in chat rooms and social networks, like Facebook, as code to find anal sex partners. Similar to how someone might post "Looking for a good time tonight" to indicate that they are looking for a sexual partner, someone might post "Make America Great Again" to indicate that they are specifically looking for an anal sex partner.
Just a dull night around the house watching TV. Hit me up if you want to. Make America Great Again ;-)
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MAKE YOUR TABS LAUGH

Derbyshire Slang:

This describes a substance that is particularly strong tasting or bitter (like lemons or popping candy). the phrase comes from the face pulled when tasting such substance, tabs in this case being a slang word for 'ears'. (also, in Derbyshire this phrase would be pronounced 'meck yer tabs laugh')
Man 1'Whats that you eating?'
Man 2' Raw Lemon'
Man 1' blimey mate if you suck on that much longer, that'll make your tabs laugh'.
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