Lick the cricket

When a woman with diarrhea shits herself and has her clitoris cleaned with a human tongue.

The pigeon lady blew her ass out in the park and now she's asking legless Larry to lick the cricket

by Piratemothafuckinsteve69 July 26, 2022

Lick

A lick is a nigga like Kevin

Kevin is a lick ass nigga

by smithNwesson May 3, 2020

Devious Lick

The act of stealing small items form a place of school or business to create a mild inconvenience

I'm about to hit a devious lick on this soap dispenser

by BIg Man 2 September 24, 2021

Licking a sunbather

When the beverage you are consuming has the strong taste of artificial coconut.

Jeez, this selzer is like licking a sunbather

by Mr.PartyPantz May 29, 2020

lt lick me

he is a youtuber who trolls people who did something bad on video games mostly cod but he sometimes trolls on other games

lt lick me is santa but he gives bad gifts to bad kids

by arthur morgan 1899 December 20, 2021

Lick

A disciplinary beating/street scuffle so bad it should be considered abuse.

"My homeboy just got licked up so bad, dat boy ain't neva finna wake up."

by Da boy who ain't neva woke up February 21, 2022

diabolical lick

to steal something from a school in menacing demeanour

I just hit a diabolical lick in the bathrooms dude!

by wet dog alien September 19, 2021